I would like to amend the instructions:

Instead of “allow the dough to rise,

Two and a half times its starting height,”

Let’s insert these words, “Or until

You get around to it.” You know

Even overproofed bread,

Shaped like snuffleuppagus,

An air pocket like a secret treasure chest,

Fresh baked, jam-slathered,

Even plain, snatched hot, before

You were supposed to cut it

Will be enjoyed by your humans,

Will disappear in time for you

to try again

Tomorrow.